PENIS BREATH JOKE
Penis breath, a lover's dread, Is what you get when you give head.
Unpleasant as it tends to be, Be grateful READ JOKE
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17 CHILDREN JOKE
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children.
Then her husband dies. She remarries two READ JOKE
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ANNIVERSARY JOKE
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, " READ JOKE
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LOVE LESSON JOKE
Two country bumpkins get married and go to the city for their honeymoon. They go into their hotel room for the READ JOKE
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BUBBA & CO JOKE
Redneck Bubba died in a fire and was burned pretty bad.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so READ JOKE
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SEX THERAPIST JOKE
Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. "You know, John and I have been hav READ JOKE
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LITTLE JONNY JOKE
It's Friday afternoon and the teacher says, "Whoever answers these questions first gets to go home early." Lit READ JOKE
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WEIGHT LOSS JOKE
The weight Loss Program Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attemp READ JOKE
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OUT GOLFING JOKE
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a fro READ JOKE
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VASELINE JOKE
A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children ru READ JOKE
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THREE WOMEN JOKE
Three women were talking about their love lives.
The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth READ JOKE
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GIRLFRIENDS JOKE
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each READ JOKE
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MAD COW JOKE
A female TV reporter went to have an interview with a farmer seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease
The READ JOKE
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THE HOOKER JOKE
A guy walks into a bar and sees a hooker at a table, so he walks over to her and says, how much is it for a ha READ JOKE
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THE JOKER JOKE
One afternoon the son sees his dad screwing his mother And asked him "dad what are you doing?" Dad replies son READ JOKE
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BEE BEE JOKE
There was a father a mother and their three sons. It was Thanksgiving day, so the father went out with his bee READ JOKE
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THE FROG JOKE
This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone.
So the guy sits d READ JOKE
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THREE GUYS JOKE
Three guys enter a restarant, look around, pull down their pants and start beating off.
Frantically the ma READ JOKE
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SOME CONDOMS JOKE
This man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to ge READ JOKE
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SUNBURN JOKE
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children.
Then her husband dies. She remarries two READ JOKE
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GAME RULES JOKE
A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady. After the wedding, he laid down the following rules. READ JOKE
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OLD LOVERS JOKE
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and ask READ JOKE
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JUST FOR FUN JOKE
A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, M READ JOKE
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ORAL SEX JOKE
God looked at the world and noticed that a lot of people were having oral sex.
He called Moses in his office READ JOKE
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MARY HAD A JOKE
mary had a brand new bike the seat was back to front everytime she pulled the brakes the seat went up her cunt READ JOKE
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