BLONDE JOKES

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BLONDE JOKES Search for a Joke: BLONDE STRIKES BACK! JOKE A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on b READ JOKE BLONDE MOTHER JOKE Three mothers, a Blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead were all talking about their daughters. The Brunette said READ JOKE SWIM JOKE A blonde is driving along a country road with no cars on it, and fields on both sides. She turns and looks READ JOKE THE LAWYER AND THE BLONDE JOKE A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans ov READ JOKE A BLONDE'S BET JOKE A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening.The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the ma READ JOKE LOCATING A BLONDE JOKE A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he READ JOKE BLONDE TWINS JOKE The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came running up to her husband jumping for joy. READ JOKE THREE SACKS JOKE Three women, a redhead, a brunette, and a blond escaped from prison one day and they ran for miles until they READ JOKE THE FROG JOKE This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits d READ JOKE PORCH JOKE A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a READ JOKE TENNIS BALLS JOKE While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing no one around it might b READ JOKE HOW DO BLONDE BRAINCELLS DIE JOKE Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone. READ JOKE HOW DO YOU BRAINWASH A BLONDE JOKE Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. READ JOKE WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN A BLONDE DIES THEIR HAIR BRUNETTE JOKE Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. READ JOKE HOW DOES A BLONDE PART THEIR HAIR JOKE Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A: (Action of scissoring legs apart) READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES WASH THEIR HAIR IN THE SINK JOKE Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! READ JOKE WHY DIDN'T THE BLONDE WANT A WINDOW SEAT ON THE PLANE JOKE Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just dyed her hair. READ JOKE WHY DIDN'T THE BLONDE WANT A WINDOW SEAT ON THE PLANE JOKE Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't wa READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES WEAR THEIR HAIR UP JOKE Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads. READ JOKE WHY IS IT GOOD TO HAVE A BLONDE PASSENGER JOKE Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. READ JOKE WHY IS A BLONDE LIKE A TURTLE JOKE Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their back. READ JOKE HOW DO YOU MAKE A BLONDE'S EYES LIGHT UP JOKE Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. READ JOKE WHY SHOULD BLONDES NOT BE GIVEN COFFEE BREAKS JOKE Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. READ JOKE HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A BLONDE'S BEEN USING THE COMPUTER JOKE Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. READ JOKE WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A COMPUTER JOKE Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a comput READ JOKE WHAT DO A BLONDE AND YOUR COMPUTER HAVE IN COMMON JOKE Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you u READ JOKE WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF THE NEW COMPUTER JOKE Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel 9.... READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES WEAR SHOULDER PADS JOKE Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! READ JOKE HOW DO YOU KILL A BLONDE JOKE Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. READ JOKE HOW DO BLONDES PIERCE THEIR EARS JOKE Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. READ JOKE WHY DON'T BLONDES EAT JELLO JOKE Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello? A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packa READ JOKE WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE WITH A DOLLAR ON THE TOP OF THEIR HEAD JOKE Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck. READ JOKE WHY DON'T BLONDES EAT PICKLES JOKE Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they can't get their head in the jar. READ JOKE WHY DON'T BLONDES EAT BANANAS JOKE Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A: They can't find the zipper. READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES WEAR HOOP EARINGS JOKE Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. READ JOKE WHAT DOES A BLONDE PUT BEHIND HER EARS TO MAKE HER MORE ATTRACTIVE JOKE Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES WEAR GREEN LIPSTICK JOKE Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES WEAR RED LIPSTICK JOKE Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick? A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole." READ JOKE HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A BLONDE HAS BEEN IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR JOKE Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator? A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers. READ JOKE WHY DON'T BLONDES USE VIBRATORS JOKE Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators? A: They chip their teeth. READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES WEAR UNDERWEAR JOKE Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: They make good ankle warmers. READ JOKE WHAT DO BLONDES DO FOR FOREPLAY JOKE Q: What do blondes do for foreplay? A: Remove their underwear. READ JOKE WHAT'S THE MATING CALL OF THE BLONDE JOKE Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" READ JOKE WHAT IS THE MATING CALL OF THE UGLY BLONDE JOKE Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!" READ JOKE WHAT'S THE MATING CALL OF THE BRUNETTE JOKE Q: What's the mating call of the brunette? A: "All the blondes have gone home!" READ JOKE WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL JOKE Q: What's a brunette's mating call ? A: Has that blonde gone yet? READ JOKE WHAT'S THE MATING CALL OF THE REDHEAD JOKE Q: What's the mating call of the redhead? A: "Next!" READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES LIKE THE GST JOKE Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada) A: Because they can s READ JOKE WHAT IS 74 TO A BLONDE JOKE Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus G.S.T. READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES HAVE TGIF ON THEIR SHOES JOKE Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes go in first. READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES HAVE TGIF ON THEIR SHIRTS JOKE Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts? A: Tits go in front. READ JOKE WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A BLONDE THAT WON'T GIVE IN JOKE Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer." READ JOKE WHAT DO BLONDES DO WITH THEIR ARSEHOLES IN THE MORNING JOKE Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work. READ JOKE WHAT'S THE FIRST THING A BLONDE DOES IN THE MORNING JOKE Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces themself. READ JOKE HOW DOES A BLONDE LIKE HER EGGS IN THE MORNING JOKE Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? A: Unfertilised. READ JOKE WHAT'S THE FIRST THING A BLONDE DOES AFTER SEX JOKE Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. READ JOKE HOW DO BLONDES TURN THE LIGHT ON AFTER SEX JOKE Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex ? A: Kick open the car door. READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES LIKE TILT STEERING JOKE Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering? A: More head room. READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES DRIVE CARS WITH SUNROOFS JOKE Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room READ JOKE HUNG LIKE A WILSON JOKE While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might bel READ JOKE MAGIC MIRROR JOKE A blonde, a brunette and a red head walk into a bar. The bartender tells them that there is a magic mirror in READ JOKE BLONDE ORDERING PIZZA JOKE A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I coul READ JOKE BLONDE TEACHER JOKE A blonde began a job as an elementary school counsellor, and she was eager to help. One day during recess she READ JOKE BLONDE NUN JOKE One night a blond nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have pleased READ JOKE STUPID BLONDE ENGINEER JOKE A letter from a Blonde Y2K Engineer: I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because, to be ho READ JOKE BLONDE JOKES JOKE A blonde and her brunette friend were talking. The blonde says, "I hate all the blonde jokes people say." " READ JOKE SKIPPING JOKE A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, READ JOKE THE BET JOKE A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink and were watching the 6 o'clock news on TV. A man READ JOKE BLONDE JOKES JOKE Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the READ JOKE A YOUNG BLONDE WOMAN JOKE Ashley, a young blonde woman, was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She wa READ JOKE NASTY HAIL STORM JOKE An unfortunate blonde left her car out in a nasty hail storm. When the storm was over, she checked the car and READ JOKE LOOK AT THAT DOG WITH ONE EYE!!" JOKE Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!!" The oth READ JOKE I CAN'T BELIEVE JOKE Three Moms, one brunette, one redhead and one blonde, were having coffee in the kitchen early one Saturday mor READ JOKE GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE JOKE 80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader sa READ JOKE BLONDE WAS DRIVING DOWN THE HIGHWAY JOKE A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thi READ JOKE THREE PEOPLE STRANDED ON AN ISLAND JOKE There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over READ JOKE GREAT PICK-UP LINES TO USE ON BLONDES JOKE 1) That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed. 2) Do you want to see something swell? READ JOKE BLONDE IN SNOW STORM JOKE A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get READ JOKE AM RADIO JOKE Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at nigh READ JOKE WHY DID THE BLONDE SHOVE FOOD DOWN HER PANTS JOKE too feed her crabs by matt scoones READ JOKE UNDERWEAR JOKE There was a canadian talking to a dumb blonde and the blonde noticed that the canadian had "l" and "r" on his READ JOKE WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE WITH HALF A BRAIN JOKE Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! READ JOKE Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! BLONDE JOKES Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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