CHRISMAS JOKES

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CHRISMAS JOKES Search for a Joke: OH SANTA JOKE It s Christmas Eve and Santa arrives at this beautiful young woman s apartment. She takes one look at Santa an READ JOKE THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS JOKE A 'Twas the night before Christmas, and boy was it neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. READ JOKE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY JOKE John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly una READ JOKE SEASONS GREETINGS JOKE Moneys short times are hard so here's your fuckin christmas card. Twas the night before christmas and all th READ JOKE SANTA'S LITTLE FRIEND JOKE A little kid sits on Santa's lap, and Santa says, "What would you like for Christmas?" The kid says, "A da READ JOKE BUBBA CLAUS JOKE I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States o READ JOKE WHY SANTA IS A WOMAN JOKE I think Santa Claus is a woman....... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. READ JOKE CAT'S CHRISTMAS JOKE 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. READ JOKE REINDEER GAMES JOKE Strip poker with Santa's granddaughter Attach the Mistletoe to Santa's Ass Spin the Salt Lick Crap READ JOKE SANTA'S RETIRED JOKE Twas the night before Christmas and one thing was clear... that old Yuletide spirit no longer was here. Infl READ JOKE SANTA'S WOES JOKE You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs, getting s READ JOKE RUDOLPH JOKE RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER Rudolph the red nosed wino, Had a very shiny nose, And if you got too clos READ JOKE SANTA'S ANGEL JOKE Santa was very upset. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right! Mrs. Claus had burned all the cook READ JOKE BETTER NOT BITCH JOKE Oh, you'd better not bitch And you better not moan Or be an asshole at the office or a bugger at home 'Cau READ JOKE COOL CHRISTMAS JOKE 'Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the pad, Not a hep cat was swinging and that's nowhere, dad. T READ JOKE YOUR FATHER IS DRUNK JOKE To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You better not READ JOKE TWELFTH BUG OF CHRISTMAS JOKE For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me 12 Tell them it's a feature 11 Say it's not READ JOKE CHRISTMAS WITH THE CLINTONS JOKE 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the White House AL Gore was eyeing Hillary, peering into he READ JOKE SANTA'S PICK-UP LINES JOKE * Hey Babe, when was the last time you had a really good sleigh? * Care to see my twelve inch elf? * I READ JOKE Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! CHRISMAS JOKES Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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