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PROXY FATHER JOKE
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy fathe READ JOKE
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ANNIVERSARY JOKE
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, " READ JOKE
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JACKASS JOKE
John and Ed walked into a bar. Ed: "What do you want to drink, Jackass?
"John: "A..A...A pa...pa..pi..pint READ JOKE
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GOOD EYE JOKE
How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.
"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight' READ JOKE
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TARMAC JOKE
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.
After an h READ JOKE
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FISHING LURE JOKE
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Ward READ JOKE
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HUSTLER JOKE
Franky was paired with another fellow for a round of golf. As it happened, they were both eighteen handicaps, READ JOKE
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A BLONDE'S BET JOKE
A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening.The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the ma READ JOKE
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GYNAECOLOGIST JOKE
A gynaecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So she found out from her local READ JOKE
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BLONDE TWINS JOKE
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came running up to her husband jumping for joy. READ JOKE
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A WEEK JOKE
One day a little girl is outside with her father. She claps her hands together and said "Daddy, I killed a but READ JOKE
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ICE BOX JOKE
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up.
While the man is with the doctor, the doctor as READ JOKE
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THE TRAIN JOKE
A large two engined train was crossing America.
After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke READ JOKE
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HELPING OTHERS JOKE
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a h READ JOKE
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STRIKING GOLD JOKE
One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon READ JOKE
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LADNEEDSAPEE JOKE
One day, Osama Bin laden went to adult school and he needed a pee. The teacher told him to do his alphabet a-z READ JOKE
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ENGINE DIED JOKE
A few years back I was riding with my sister - in-law, in her old car. We came to a street light and the engin READ JOKE
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EASTER BUNNY JOKE
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling READ JOKE
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