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JACKASS JOKE
John and Ed walked into a bar. Ed: "What do you want to drink, Jackass?
"John: "A..A...A pa...pa..pi..pint READ JOKE
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TARMAC JOKE
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.
After an h READ JOKE
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NAKED GAMBLER JOKE
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twe READ JOKE
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HUSTLER JOKE
Franky was paired with another fellow for a round of golf. As it happened, they were both eighteen handicaps, READ JOKE
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GOT THE TIME JOKE
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his collea READ JOKE
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A BLONDE'S BET JOKE
A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening.The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the ma READ JOKE
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MOTHER NATURE JOKE
Two guys are out one day golfing. One slices off to the right, one hooks off to the left and they both go to r READ JOKE
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THREE SACKS JOKE
Three women, a redhead, a brunette, and a blond escaped from prison one day and they ran for miles until they READ JOKE
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HORSE LAUGH JOKE
There was this guy during the gold rush who was visiting a mining town. He walked into a bar and sees a bowl o READ JOKE
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AT RECESS JOKE
First grade class comes in from recess.
Teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at recess?"
Alice says, " READ JOKE
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PHARMICIST JOKE
A guy walks into a drug store and starts talking to the pharmicist, he says, "I'm feeling lucky tonight. This READ JOKE
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ITALIAN IN LA JOKE
I am a Italiano One day ima gonna LA to bigga hotel.
In a morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella wait READ JOKE
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PRESIDENTS JOKE
Three presidents: Russian President Boris Yeltsin, Mexican President Ernesto Zedillo and American President Bi READ JOKE
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IN CHARGE JOKE
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
"I should be in charg READ JOKE
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VASELINE JOKE
A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children ru READ JOKE
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THREE WOMEN JOKE
Three women were talking about their love lives.
The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth READ JOKE
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CAR ACCIDENT JOKE
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.
It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolishe READ JOKE
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DYNAMITE JOKE
A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar.
After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to h READ JOKE
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ROPING JOKE
One day a young Missouri couple decided to get married. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While READ JOKE
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SKIPPING JOKE
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, READ JOKE
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BLIND MAN JOKE
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind ma READ JOKE
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