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ANNIVERSARY JOKE
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, " READ JOKE
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LOVE LESSON JOKE
Two country bumpkins get married and go to the city for their honeymoon. They go into their hotel room for the READ JOKE
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JACKASS JOKE
John and Ed walked into a bar. Ed: "What do you want to drink, Jackass?
"John: "A..A...A pa...pa..pi..pint READ JOKE
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GUNSLINGER JOKE
A young man in the Old West wanted to be the best gunfighter alive. He practiced every day, but knew he was st READ JOKE
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GOOD EYE JOKE
How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.
"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight' READ JOKE
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TARMAC JOKE
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.
After an h READ JOKE
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COCKPIT JOKE
A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an ann READ JOKE
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AT THE BEEP JOKE
Actual Answering Machine Messages Recorded and Verified By The World Famous International Institute of Answeri READ JOKE
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BLONDE MOTHER JOKE
Three mothers, a Blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead were all talking about their daughters.
The Brunette said READ JOKE
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SWIM JOKE
A blonde is driving along a country road with no cars on it, and fields on both sides.
She turns and looks READ JOKE
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THE WILLOWS JOKE
A guy knocks on a farmer's door. The farmer answers, and the man says, "I see you have a field of milkweed ove READ JOKE
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WARNING LABELS JOKE
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that READ JOKE
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NO SCREWING JOKE
A married couple has been stranded on a deserted island for many years.
One day another man washes up on s READ JOKE
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HUSTLER JOKE
Franky was paired with another fellow for a round of golf. As it happened, they were both eighteen handicaps, READ JOKE
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GOT THE TIME JOKE
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his collea READ JOKE
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A BLONDE'S BET JOKE
A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening.The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the ma READ JOKE
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ALUMNI JOKE
A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his future. He gets into a READ JOKE
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CANADIAN JOKE
You know you're from Canada when ...
1. You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
2. You desi READ JOKE
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GYNAECOLOGIST JOKE
A gynaecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So she found out from her local READ JOKE
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MOTHER NATURE JOKE
Two guys are out one day golfing. One slices off to the right, one hooks off to the left and they both go to r READ JOKE
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ICE BOX JOKE
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up.
While the man is with the doctor, the doctor as READ JOKE
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AT RECESS JOKE
First grade class comes in from recess.
Teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at recess?"
Alice says, " READ JOKE
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GREAT SEX JOKE
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, 'I don't know what to get my wife fo READ JOKE
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PHARMICIST JOKE
A guy walks into a drug store and starts talking to the pharmicist, he says, "I'm feeling lucky tonight. This READ JOKE
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ITALIAN IN LA JOKE
I am a Italiano One day ima gonna LA to bigga hotel.
In a morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella wait READ JOKE
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PRESIDENTS JOKE
Three presidents: Russian President Boris Yeltsin, Mexican President Ernesto Zedillo and American President Bi READ JOKE
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GREAT SALESMAN JOKE
A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store i READ JOKE
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OUT GOLFING JOKE
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a fro READ JOKE
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THE TRAIN JOKE
A large two engined train was crossing America.
After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke READ JOKE
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CAR ACCIDENT JOKE
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.
It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolishe READ JOKE
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RIGHT TURN JOKE
A Ft. Lauderdale Florida motorcycle cop was on patrol one bright sunny December afternoon when he came upon a READ JOKE
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TWO SPIDERS JOKE
Little Annie was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spid READ JOKE
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USED BRAIN JOKE
In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally READ JOKE
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NEW TELESCOPE JOKE
A man decided to buy a new telescope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a READ JOKE
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MISSIONARY JOKE
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient READ JOKE
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DAISY JOKE
daisy dasiy give us some tits to chew
i half lazy my balls are turning blue
can't affored a condom a plastic READ JOKE
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PREGNANT NUN JOKE
Pat is not feeling very well and he decides to go to a doctor.
While he is waiting in the doctor's receptio READ JOKE
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JOE'S HEADACHE JOKE
Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When hi READ JOKE
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NEW SECRETRY JOKE
The manager hired a new secretary. she was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she notic READ JOKE
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EASTER BUNNY JOKE
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling READ JOKE
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