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OH SANTA JOKE
It s Christmas Eve and Santa arrives at this beautiful young woman s apartment. She takes one look at Santa an READ JOKE
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PROXY FATHER JOKE
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy fathe READ JOKE
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ANNIVERSARY JOKE
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, " READ JOKE
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LOVE LESSON JOKE
Two country bumpkins get married and go to the city for their honeymoon. They go into their hotel room for the READ JOKE
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GUNSLINGER JOKE
A young man in the Old West wanted to be the best gunfighter alive. He practiced every day, but knew he was st READ JOKE
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GOOD EYE JOKE
How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.
"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight' READ JOKE
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TARMAC JOKE
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.
After an h READ JOKE
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FISHING LURE JOKE
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Ward READ JOKE
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COMPLETE STOP JOKE
A guy blows through a stop sign and gets caught by a policeman.
Cop says, "License and registration please READ JOKE
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COCKPIT JOKE
A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an ann READ JOKE
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AT THE BEEP JOKE
Actual Answering Machine Messages Recorded and Verified By The World Famous International Institute of Answeri READ JOKE
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BLONDE MOTHER JOKE
Three mothers, a Blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead were all talking about their daughters.
The Brunette said READ JOKE
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THE WILLOWS JOKE
A guy knocks on a farmer's door. The farmer answers, and the man says, "I see you have a field of milkweed ove READ JOKE
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WARNING LABELS JOKE
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that READ JOKE
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HUSTLER JOKE
Franky was paired with another fellow for a round of golf. As it happened, they were both eighteen handicaps, READ JOKE
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ALUMNI JOKE
A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his future. He gets into a READ JOKE
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MISSISSIPPI JOKE
A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation.
The READ JOKE
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ITALIAN IN LA JOKE
I am a Italiano One day ima gonna LA to bigga hotel.
In a morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella wait READ JOKE
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ON THE GREEN JOKE
One day a woman who had no experience at all was trying to golf.
A man saw her efforts and told her to try READ JOKE
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GREAT SALESMAN JOKE
A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store i READ JOKE
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IN CHARGE JOKE
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
"I should be in charg READ JOKE
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CAR ACCIDENT JOKE
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.
It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolishe READ JOKE
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DYNAMITE JOKE
A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar.
After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to h READ JOKE
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GORILLA JOKE
A guy walked into the gorilla house in the Washington D.C. Zoo. He looked at the orangatans and the baboons.
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MISDIAGNOSIS JOKE
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin.
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THE POSTMAN JOKE
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, READ JOKE
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THE BET JOKE
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink and were watching the 6 o'clock news on TV. A man READ JOKE
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THE GENIE JOKE
A man was walking down the beach when he found a bottle. He picked up the bottle, dusted it off, and POOF, a g READ JOKE
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DYNAMITE JOKE
Ole took Lena home with him and took off his shirt.Lena says, "Ole dat's some chest you have dare." Ole says " READ JOKE
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CAR HORN JOKE
One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake.
She turned and l READ JOKE
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DAISY JOKE
daisy dasiy give us some tits to chew
i half lazy my balls are turning blue
can't affored a condom a plastic READ JOKE
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DIRTY HANDS JOKE
There was a mexican whino drinking it up in the bar, suddenly he has to take a piss, so he goes to the bathroo READ JOKE
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NEW SECRETRY JOKE
The manager hired a new secretary. she was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she notic READ JOKE
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