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MAN JOKES Search for a Joke: PROXY FATHER JOKE The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy fathe READ JOKE PROXY FATHER JOKE The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy fathe READ JOKE JACKASS JOKE John and Ed walked into a bar. Ed: "What do you want to drink, Jackass? "John: "A..A...A pa...pa..pi..pint READ JOKE GOOD EYE JOKE How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight' READ JOKE EQUIPPED JOKE A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north.The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wif READ JOKE NO SCREWING JOKE A married couple has been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on s READ JOKE SOPRANO PHILOSOPHY JOKE Little Guido was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. 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"Oh James, I like your READ JOKE SEX QUIZ FOR MEN JOKE You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: a) Your views about what READ JOKE MEN ARE LIKE JOKE MEN ARE LIKE . . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years READ JOKE HUSBAND 1.0 JOKE Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog, leavin READ JOKE USED BRAIN JOKE In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally READ JOKE IF MEN HAD A VAGINA JOKE Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zu READ JOKE GENDER DIFFERENCES JOKE 1)A man will pay $2 for a $1 item that he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. READ JOKE LENGTH OF UR PENIS JOKE Jack is in the front seat driving and Barry is in shotgun and Willy is in the back. The boys get pulled ov READ JOKE THE RODEO POSITION JOKE The first cowboy says his favorite position is the "rodeo."  The other cowboy asks what the position is, an READ JOKE Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! MAN JOKES Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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