PROXY FATHER JOKE
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy fathe READ JOKE
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PROXY FATHER JOKE
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy fathe READ JOKE
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JACKASS JOKE
John and Ed walked into a bar. Ed: "What do you want to drink, Jackass?
"John: "A..A...A pa...pa..pi..pint READ JOKE
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GOOD EYE JOKE
How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.
"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight' READ JOKE
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EQUIPPED JOKE
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north.The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wif READ JOKE
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NO SCREWING JOKE
A married couple has been stranded on a deserted island for many years.
One day another man washes up on s READ JOKE
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HORSE LAUGH JOKE
There was this guy during the gold rush who was visiting a mining town. He walked into a bar and sees a bowl o READ JOKE
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ITALIAN IN LA JOKE
I am a Italiano One day ima gonna LA to bigga hotel.
In a morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella wait READ JOKE
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12 SHOTS JOKE
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me 12 shots of your finest scotch!"
The bartender READ JOKE
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HUNTING DOG JOKE
A guy decides he wants to learn how to hunt. Needing a good hunting dog, he visits a farmer who has been adver READ JOKE
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WEIGHT LOSS JOKE
The weight Loss Program Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attemp READ JOKE
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OUT GOLFING JOKE
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a fro READ JOKE
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IN CHARGE JOKE
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
"I should be in charg READ JOKE
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VASELINE JOKE
A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children ru READ JOKE
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THREE WOMEN JOKE
Three women were talking about their love lives.
The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth READ JOKE
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CAR ACCIDENT JOKE
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.
It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolishe READ JOKE
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DYNAMITE JOKE
A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar.
After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to h READ JOKE
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BIG BOOBS JOKE
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big boobs.
In high school, I dated a girl with big boo READ JOKE
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MAROONED JOKE
An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation.
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and procee READ JOKE
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BLACK PANTIES JOKE
Sandie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression - mourning as if READ JOKE
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THE JOKER JOKE
One afternoon the son sees his dad screwing his mother And asked him "dad what are you doing?" Dad replies son READ JOKE
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SOME CONDOMS JOKE
This man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to ge READ JOKE
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TOILET PAPER JOKE
A girl goes up to a guy at the bar, puts her arm around him, and says, "Are you the Manager?"
He says, "Ye READ JOKE
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MEN ARE LIKE JOKE
Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, READ JOKE
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GAME RULES JOKE
A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady. After the wedding, he laid down the following rules. READ JOKE
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MAN'S ANSWERS JOKE
1. WHY ARE MEN SUCH JERKS?
It's a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from test READ JOKE
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JEALOUSY JOKE
The guy approached a hot looking girl in a mall and asked, "You know, I've lost my girlfriend here in the mall READ JOKE
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BUSTED JOKE
A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your READ JOKE
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MEN ARE LIKE JOKE
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the
first time, you can
walk all over them for years READ JOKE
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HUSBAND 1.0 JOKE
Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog, leavin READ JOKE
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USED BRAIN JOKE
In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally READ JOKE
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