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GUNSLINGER JOKE
A young man in the Old West wanted to be the best gunfighter alive. He practiced every day, but knew he was st READ JOKE
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BRIDGE JOKE
The hostess of her bridge club got a last minute call from one of the players that she was sick. Unable to get READ JOKE
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OOPS JOKE
Sam and Susan were invited to a costume party. Susan went out and rented costumes for the both of them. Howeve READ JOKE
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LOST IN A HAZE JOKE
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's ele READ JOKE
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PEEPING TOM JOKE
"My wife caught a Peeping Tom last night, and she'd have killed him if we hadn't stopped her," said George.
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THE POSTMAN JOKE
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, READ JOKE
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RIGHT TURN JOKE
A Ft. Lauderdale Florida motorcycle cop was on patrol one bright sunny December afternoon when he came upon a READ JOKE
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THE GENIE JOKE
A man was walking down the beach when he found a bottle. He picked up the bottle, dusted it off, and POOF, a g READ JOKE
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STRIKING GOLD JOKE
One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon READ JOKE
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LADNEEDSAPEE JOKE
One day, Osama Bin laden went to adult school and he needed a pee. The teacher told him to do his alphabet a-z READ JOKE
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DYNAMITE JOKE
Ole took Lena home with him and took off his shirt.Lena says, "Ole dat's some chest you have dare." Ole says " READ JOKE
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BALLERINA JOKE
This big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, reveal READ JOKE
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USED BRAIN JOKE
In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally READ JOKE
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JUST FOR FUN JOKE
A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, M READ JOKE
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NAGGING WIFE JOKE
Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life
miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he
wa READ JOKE
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BUT THE PAIN JOKE
A business man wanted to go on a trip, but also wanted his wife to still have fun while he was gone,
so he we READ JOKE
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DIRTY HANDS JOKE
There was a mexican whino drinking it up in the bar, suddenly he has to take a piss, so he goes to the bathroo READ JOKE
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JOE'S HEADACHE JOKE
Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When hi READ JOKE
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NEW SECRETRY JOKE
The manager hired a new secretary. she was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she notic READ JOKE
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GOOD EYE JOKE
How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.
"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight' READ JOKE
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TARMAC JOKE
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.
After an h READ JOKE
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FISHING LURE JOKE
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Ward READ JOKE
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COCKPIT JOKE
A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an ann READ JOKE
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BUBBA & CO JOKE
Redneck Bubba died in a fire and was burned pretty bad.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so READ JOKE
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AT THE BEEP JOKE
Actual Answering Machine Messages Recorded and Verified By The World Famous International Institute of Answeri READ JOKE
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THE WILLOWS JOKE
A guy knocks on a farmer's door. The farmer answers, and the man says, "I see you have a field of milkweed ove READ JOKE
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EQUIPPED JOKE
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north.The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wif READ JOKE
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WARNING LABELS JOKE
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that READ JOKE
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NAKED GAMBLER JOKE
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twe READ JOKE
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NO SCREWING JOKE
A married couple has been stranded on a deserted island for many years.
One day another man washes up on s READ JOKE
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HUSTLER JOKE
Franky was paired with another fellow for a round of golf. As it happened, they were both eighteen handicaps, READ JOKE
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GOT THE TIME JOKE
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his collea READ JOKE
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A BLONDE'S BET JOKE
A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening.The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the ma READ JOKE
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ALUMNI JOKE
A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his future. He gets into a READ JOKE
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THE LOVE DRESS JOKE
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepp READ JOKE
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CANADIAN JOKE
You know you're from Canada when ...
1. You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
2. You desi READ JOKE
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GYNAECOLOGIST JOKE
A gynaecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So she found out from her local READ JOKE
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BLONDE TWINS JOKE
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came running up to her husband jumping for joy. READ JOKE
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MOTHER NATURE JOKE
Two guys are out one day golfing. One slices off to the right, one hooks off to the left and they both go to r READ JOKE
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A WEEK JOKE
One day a little girl is outside with her father. She claps her hands together and said "Daddy, I killed a but READ JOKE
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THREE SACKS JOKE
Three women, a redhead, a brunette, and a blond escaped from prison one day and they ran for miles until they READ JOKE
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AT RECESS JOKE
First grade class comes in from recess.
Teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at recess?"
Alice says, " READ JOKE
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LOGO SET JOKE
A mother bought her little boy a new set of Leggos, but he was having trouble building something with them and READ JOKE
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MISSISSIPPI JOKE
A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation.
The READ JOKE
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TASTING GAME JOKE
One morning at school, the teacher informed the class that they were going to play a tasting game. She said th READ JOKE
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ITALIAN IN LA JOKE
I am a Italiano One day ima gonna LA to bigga hotel.
In a morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella wait READ JOKE
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12 SHOTS JOKE
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me 12 shots of your finest scotch!"
The bartender READ JOKE
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PRESIDENTS JOKE
Three presidents: Russian President Boris Yeltsin, Mexican President Ernesto Zedillo and American President Bi READ JOKE
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HUNTING DOG JOKE
A guy decides he wants to learn how to hunt. Needing a good hunting dog, he visits a farmer who has been adver READ JOKE
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OUT GOLFING JOKE
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a fro READ JOKE
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IN CHARGE JOKE
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
"I should be in charg READ JOKE
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VASELINE JOKE
A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children ru READ JOKE
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THE TRAIN JOKE
A large two engined train was crossing America.
After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke READ JOKE
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THE PRESIDENT JOKE
Helping out the President A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in tr READ JOKE
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DYNAMITE JOKE
A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar.
After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to h READ JOKE
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POLITICS JOKE
This little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain i READ JOKE
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ROBBERS JOKE
For anyone who didn't see David Letterman's take on this:(And it's a true
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On a recent weekend in READ JOKE
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