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SEX JOKES Search for a Joke: PENIS BREATH JOKE Penis breath, a lover's dread, Is what you get when you give head. Unpleasant as it tends to be, Be grateful READ JOKE 17 CHILDREN JOKE Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two READ JOKE PROXY FATHER JOKE The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy fathe READ JOKE LOVE LESSON JOKE Two country bumpkins get married and go to the city for their honeymoon. They go into their hotel room for the READ JOKE LEWINSKI CLASSICS JOKE CLASSIC 1 Monica walked into the local dry cleaners, placed her dress on the counter, and said, "I'll be b READ JOKE DON'T LIE TO MOM JOKE John invited his mother over for dinner. 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I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to pla READ JOKE SUNBURN JOKE Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two READ JOKE UPGRADE JOKE Definition of an upgrade = Take old bugs out, put new ones in. The day Microsoft will make something that d READ JOKE MAN SCREAMS IN HORROR JOKE An american tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not tak READ JOKE GAME RULES JOKE A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady. After the wedding, he laid down the following rules. READ JOKE CLEVER WORDING JOKE A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Marta said, "My family went to the Lou READ JOKE BLOW JOB ETIQUETTE ( BY A WOMAN )PT1 JOKE 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1- So if you get one, be g READ JOKE BLOW JOB ETIQUETTE (MAN'S REBUTTAL)PT2 JOKE 1. First of all, yes you are obligated to do it. If you don't we will find someone (younger, prettier, and dir READ JOKE OLD LOVERS JOKE An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and ask READ JOKE MAKING PARTNER JOKE A man went into a pharmacy and asked the lady behind the counter if he could speak to a male pharmacist. Th READ JOKE GOOD SEX FOR GOLFERS JOKE 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.  2. Play on a co READ JOKE ENGLISH GUIDE FOR THE SEXES JOKE * We need = I want * It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now * Do what you want = READ JOKE WOMEN'S GUIDE TO MALE ENGLISH JOKE * I'm hungry = I'm hungry * I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy * I'm tired = I'm tired * Do you want to go to a movie? READ JOKE SEX QUIZ FOR MEN JOKE You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: a) Your views about what READ JOKE HARD CORE PORNOGRAPHIC VIDEOS JOKE A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic vi READ JOKE FRAMED PICTURE OF ANOTHER MAN JOKE After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searche READ JOKE THOSE ARE MY RULES JOKE Typical macho man married typical good-looking, sexy gal and after the wedding, laid down the following rules READ JOKE ORAL SEX JOKE God looked at the world and noticed that a lot of people were having oral sex. He called Moses in his office READ JOKE A NEW BULL JOKE Three bulls on a farm hear that the farmer is getting a new bull. The biggest bull snorts and says that the READ JOKE MARY HAD A JOKE mary had a brand new bike the seat was back to front everytime she pulled the brakes the seat went up her cunt READ JOKE WHAT GOING ON HERE JOKE A men was going home when he was unlocking his door he heared his wife in the bed with another man when he got READ JOKE BLIND MAN JOKE A blind man was going down the street with this stick . When he gets to the drive way of a fish market. He sto READ JOKE SECOND OPINION JOKE A doctor and his wife are having a terrible fight at the breakfast table. The doctor gets up in a rage and READ JOKE DOCTOR, ARE YOU IN YET? JOKE One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to re READ JOKE THE RODEO POSITION JOKE The first cowboy says his favorite position is the "rodeo."  The other cowboy asks what the position is, an READ JOKE NEW SECRETRY JOKE The manager hired a new secretary. she was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she notic READ JOKE Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! SEX JOKES Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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