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Your Ad Here SEXIST JOKES Search for a Joke: PERFECT WOMEN PT 1 JOKE The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. 2. Are you sure you've had READ JOKE 17 CHILDREN JOKE Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two READ JOKE PROXY FATHER JOKE The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy fathe READ JOKE THREE SACKS JOKE Three women, a redhead, a brunette, and a blond escaped from prison one day and they ran for miles until they READ JOKE GIRLFRIENDS JOKE There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each READ JOKE HAD ENOUGH PART 1 JOKE If you think you're fat, you probably are . Don't ask us. We refuse to answer. Learn to work the toilet sea READ JOKE HAD ENOUGH PART 2 JOKE It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're ne READ JOKE GROUP THERAPY JOKE A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You READ JOKE BETWEEN HOLES JOKE A lady golfer is stung by a wasp. She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him. "I've been stung by READ JOKE HUMMING SOUND JOKE A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she READ JOKE BEAUTIFUL BUTT JOKE A married man keeps telling his wife "Honey, you have such a beautiful butt". Every person in the town agrees READ JOKE BIG QUESTION JOKE Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a ga READ JOKE PERFECT WOMEN PT2 JOKE The Perfect Woman would say: 13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to pla READ JOKE PORCH JOKE A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a READ JOKE HOW DO BLONDE BRAINCELLS DIE JOKE Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone. READ JOKE HOW DO YOU BRAINWASH A BLONDE JOKE Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. READ JOKE WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN A BLONDE DIES THEIR HAIR BRUNETTE JOKE Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. READ JOKE HOW DOES A BLONDE PART THEIR HAIR JOKE Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A: (Action of scissoring legs apart) READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES WASH THEIR HAIR IN THE SINK JOKE Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! READ JOKE WHY DIDN'T THE BLONDE WANT A WINDOW SEAT ON THE PLANE JOKE Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just dyed her hair. READ JOKE WHY DIDN'T THE BLONDE WANT A WINDOW SEAT ON THE PLANE JOKE Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't wa READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES WEAR THEIR HAIR UP JOKE Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads. READ JOKE WHY IS IT GOOD TO HAVE A BLONDE PASSENGER JOKE Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. READ JOKE WHY IS A BLONDE LIKE A TURTLE JOKE Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their back. READ JOKE HOW DO YOU MAKE A BLONDE'S EYES LIGHT UP JOKE Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. READ JOKE WHY SHOULD BLONDES NOT BE GIVEN COFFEE BREAKS JOKE Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. READ JOKE HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A BLONDE'S BEEN USING THE COMPUTER JOKE Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. READ JOKE WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A COMPUTER JOKE Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a comput READ JOKE WHAT DO A BLONDE AND YOUR COMPUTER HAVE IN COMMON JOKE Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you u READ JOKE WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF THE NEW COMPUTER JOKE Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel 9.... READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES WEAR SHOULDER PADS JOKE Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! READ JOKE HOW DO YOU KILL A BLONDE JOKE Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. READ JOKE HOW DO BLONDES PIERCE THEIR EARS JOKE Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. READ JOKE WHY DON'T BLONDES EAT JELLO JOKE Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello? A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packa READ JOKE WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE WITH A DOLLAR ON THE TOP OF THEIR HEAD JOKE Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck. READ JOKE WHY DON'T BLONDES EAT PICKLES JOKE Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they can't get their head in the jar. READ JOKE WHY DON'T BLONDES EAT BANANAS JOKE Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A: They can't find the zipper. READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES WEAR HOOP EARINGS JOKE Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. READ JOKE WHAT DOES A BLONDE PUT BEHIND HER EARS TO MAKE HER MORE ATTRACTIVE JOKE Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES WEAR GREEN LIPSTICK JOKE Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES WEAR RED LIPSTICK JOKE Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick? A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole." READ JOKE HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A BLONDE HAS BEEN IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR JOKE Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator? A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers. READ JOKE WHY DON'T BLONDES USE VIBRATORS JOKE Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators? A: They chip their teeth. READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES WEAR UNDERWEAR JOKE Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: They make good ankle warmers. READ JOKE WHAT DO BLONDES DO FOR FOREPLAY JOKE Q: What do blondes do for foreplay? A: Remove their underwear. READ JOKE WHAT'S THE MATING CALL OF THE BLONDE JOKE Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" READ JOKE WHAT IS THE MATING CALL OF THE UGLY BLONDE JOKE Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!" READ JOKE WHAT'S THE MATING CALL OF THE BRUNETTE JOKE Q: What's the mating call of the brunette? A: "All the blondes have gone home!" READ JOKE WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL JOKE Q: What's a brunette's mating call ? A: Has that blonde gone yet? READ JOKE WHAT'S THE MATING CALL OF THE REDHEAD JOKE Q: What's the mating call of the redhead? A: "Next!" READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES LIKE THE GST JOKE Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada) A: Because they can s READ JOKE WHAT IS 74 TO A BLONDE JOKE Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus G.S.T. READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES HAVE TGIF ON THEIR SHOES JOKE Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes go in first. READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES HAVE TGIF ON THEIR SHIRTS JOKE Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts? A: Tits go in front. READ JOKE WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A BLONDE THAT WON'T GIVE IN JOKE Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer." READ JOKE WHAT DO BLONDES DO WITH THEIR ARSEHOLES IN THE MORNING JOKE Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work. READ JOKE WHAT'S THE FIRST THING A BLONDE DOES IN THE MORNING JOKE Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces themself. READ JOKE HOW DOES A BLONDE LIKE HER EGGS IN THE MORNING JOKE Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? A: Unfertilised. READ JOKE WHAT'S THE FIRST THING A BLONDE DOES AFTER SEX JOKE Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. READ JOKE HOW DO BLONDES TURN THE LIGHT ON AFTER SEX JOKE Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex ? A: Kick open the car door. READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES LIKE TILT STEERING JOKE Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering? A: More head room. READ JOKE WHY DO BLONDES DRIVE CARS WITH SUNROOFS JOKE Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room READ JOKE QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT1 JOKE How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time your woman brings it to the c READ JOKE QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT2 JOKE Why have women got legs? To move between the kitchen and the bedroom. How do you know when it's time to wa READ JOKE QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT3 JOKE How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. If your wife keeps comi READ JOKE QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT4 JOKE Why has women got two holes? So you can carry them like a six pack. Why are women smarter while their havi READ JOKE QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT5 JOKE Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is called Wedding Cake. Ma READ JOKE QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT6 JOKE Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. The Perfect Breakfast: You sit down for breakfa READ JOKE QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT7 JOKE The bumper sticker read: "I lost 250 pounds in one day, I divorced her." How many women does it take to pai READ JOKE QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT8 JOKE Most accidents happen at home. And the men have to eat them! Some mornings I wake up grouchy... and some m READ JOKE BLONDE ORDERING PIZZA JOKE A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I coul READ JOKE Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! SEXIST JOKES Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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