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WOMAN JOKES Search for a Joke: FOUR CHILDREN JOKE A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of t READ JOKE PERFECT WOMEN PT 1 JOKE The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. 2. Are you sure you've had READ JOKE 17 CHILDREN JOKE Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two READ JOKE ANNIVERSARY JOKE A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, " READ JOKE BLONDE STRIKES BACK! JOKE A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on b READ JOKE SWIM JOKE A blonde is driving along a country road with no cars on it, and fields on both sides. She turns and looks READ JOKE NAKED GAMBLER JOKE Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twe READ JOKE THE VET'S VISIT JOKE A rancher gives his new bride last-minute instructions before heading to town for supplies, saying, "A vet wil READ JOKE A BLONDE'S BET JOKE A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening.The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the ma READ JOKE SEX THERAPIST JOKE Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. "You know, John and I have been hav READ JOKE LOCATING A BLONDE JOKE A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he READ JOKE BLONDE TWINS JOKE The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came running up to her husband jumping for joy. READ JOKE A WEEK JOKE One day a little girl is outside with her father. She claps her hands together and said "Daddy, I killed a but READ JOKE GREAT SEX JOKE Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, 'I don't know what to get my wife fo READ JOKE ON THE GREEN JOKE One day a woman who had no experience at all was trying to golf. A man saw her efforts and told her to try READ JOKE GREAT SALESMAN JOKE A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store i READ JOKE IN CHARGE JOKE All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. "I should be in charg READ JOKE VASELINE JOKE A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children ru READ JOKE THREE WOMEN JOKE Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth READ JOKE CAR ACCIDENT JOKE A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolishe READ JOKE BIG BOOBS JOKE When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big boobs. In high school, I dated a girl with big boo READ JOKE GIRLFRIENDS JOKE There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each READ JOKE HAD ENOUGH PART 1 JOKE If you think you're fat, you probably are . Don't ask us. We refuse to answer. Learn to work the toilet sea READ JOKE HAD ENOUGH PART 2 JOKE It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're ne READ JOKE MAROONED JOKE An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and procee READ JOKE WHY MEN STAND AND PEE JOKE God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he READ JOKE MAD COW JOKE A female TV reporter went to have an interview with a farmer seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease The READ JOKE GROUP THERAPY JOKE A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You READ JOKE BLACK PANTIES JOKE Sandie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression - mourning as if READ JOKE BETWEEN HOLES JOKE A lady golfer is stung by a wasp. She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him. "I've been stung by READ JOKE CHAPPED JOKE Why can't girls wear mini-skirts in the winter? Chapped Lips READ JOKE HOW MUCH ? JOKE There's an old lady in the carpet store and she bent over and touches the carpet and she farted, When she gets READ JOKE ZACHARY DISEASE JOKE A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date nor any sex in quite some time. Feeling so READ JOKE PERFECT WOMEN PT2 JOKE The Perfect Woman would say: 13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to pla READ JOKE NEW CLASSES FOR WOMEN JOKE 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before. 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making READ JOKE QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT1 JOKE How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time your woman brings it to the c READ JOKE QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT2 JOKE Why have women got legs? To move between the kitchen and the bedroom. How do you know when it's time to wa READ JOKE QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT3 JOKE How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. If your wife keeps comi READ JOKE QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT4 JOKE Why has women got two holes? So you can carry them like a six pack. Why are women smarter while their havi READ JOKE QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT5 JOKE Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is called Wedding Cake. Ma READ JOKE QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT6 JOKE Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. The Perfect Breakfast: You sit down for breakfa READ JOKE QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT7 JOKE The bumper sticker read: "I lost 250 pounds in one day, I divorced her." How many women does it take to pai READ JOKE QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT8 JOKE Most accidents happen at home. And the men have to eat them! Some mornings I wake up grouchy... and some m READ JOKE GAME RULES JOKE A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady. After the wedding, he laid down the following rules. READ JOKE BLOW JOB ETIQUETTE ( BY A WOMAN )PT1 JOKE 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1- So if you get one, be g READ JOKE JEALOUSY JOKE The guy approached a hot looking girl in a mall and asked, "You know, I've lost my girlfriend here in the mall READ JOKE MAKING PARTNER JOKE A man went into a pharmacy and asked the lady behind the counter if he could speak to a male pharmacist. Th READ JOKE UNDERSTANDING WOMEN JOKE A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me o READ JOKE MARRIAGE - A HUSBAND'S VIEWPOINT JOKE 1. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (A life sentence !!!) 2. Marriage is very much like a violin; a READ JOKE VALENTINE'S DAY JOKE Excuses Why Men Forget Valentine's Day * The Florist couldn't find your house, did you move? * I sent a READ JOKE WEALTHY BUSINESSMAN JOKE An obviously wealthy businessman from out of town stopped in to the local whorehouse and asked for the rottene READ JOKE GIRLS IN TROUBLE JOKE Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes, and I have anothe READ JOKE GIRLS LIMERICKS JOKE There was a young lady from Hyde who ate some green apples and died. The apples fermented inside the lam READ JOKE WIFE HELPS OUT THE COP JOKE A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem o READ JOKE LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT WOMAN JOKE Manny is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Manny just dates and dates. Fina READ JOKE NAGGING WIFE JOKE Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he wa READ JOKE SECOND OPINION JOKE A doctor and his wife are having a terrible fight at the breakfast table. The doctor gets up in a rage and READ JOKE DOCTOR, ARE YOU IN YET? JOKE One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to re READ JOKE THE RODEO POSITION JOKE The first cowboy says his favorite position is the "rodeo."  The other cowboy asks what the position is, an READ JOKE NEW SECRETRY JOKE The manager hired a new secretary. she was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she notic READ JOKE Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! WOMAN JOKES Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. 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