CARS AND COMPUTERS PT2 JOKE

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Your Ad Here CARS AND COMPUTERS PT2 JOKE What if People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers? General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did ... HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "Your cars suck!" HELPLINE: "What's wrong?" CUSTOMER: "It crashed, that's what went wrong!" HELPLINE: "What were you doing?" CUSTOMER: "I wanted to run faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed -- and now it won't start!" HELPLINE: "It's your responsibility if you misuse the product. What do you expect us to do about it?" CUSTOMER: "I want you to send me one of the latest version that doesn't crash anymore!" <><><><><><><><><><><><><> HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks." HELPLINE: "Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "How do I work it?" HELPLINE: "Do you know how to drive?" CUSTOMER: "Do I know how to what?" HELPLINE: "Do you know how to drive?" CUSTOMER: "I'm not a technical person! I just want to go places in my car!". Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email CARS AND COMPUTERS PT2 JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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