BETWEEN YOUR LEGS JOKE

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Your Ad Here BETWEEN YOUR LEGS JOKE An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold, blustery January day. When the daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs, the body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day, the girl was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend. The boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up." He did, and his hands warmed up. The next day, the boyfriend is riding in the buggy with the daughter, he said, "My nose is freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put it between my legs, it will warm up." He did and his nose warmed up. The next day the boyfriend is driving again with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother and says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?" The daughter answers, "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out!!" Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email BETWEEN YOUR LEGS JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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