QUARTER AND SILVER DOLLAR JOKE
Three men die and go to Heaven only to fin St. Peter shaking his while reading over documents concerning the amount of open space in Heaven.

St. Peter then looks up and says to the men, "Due to unavoidable circumstances, I can only let one of you into the glorious Kingdom of Heaven.

To determine who will occupy this vacancy I will supply each of you with a quarter and silver dollar which you will use to convince drug lords, dealers, users, etc., etc. that drugs are dangerous and they should repent against them. Who ever converts the most druggies will live in Heaven!" Soon they all return with wide grins and St. Peter began tallying the results of each individual.

The first two men had converted 300 druggies a piece by holding up the silver dollar and shouted, "This is your brain,". They each then held up the quarter and yelled, "This is your brain on drugs." St. Peter was very satisfied.

He then asked the third man. "Well how many did you convert?" The man smiled and exclaimed,"50,000!" St. Peter was stunned but managed to ask, "How did you do that?!?!"

The man began, "Well, first I held up the quarter and said this your asshole before you go to jail! Then I held up the silver dollar and said THIS IS YOUR ASSHOLE WHEN YOU GET OUT OF JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"