HAPPY COCK JOKE
There's was a farmer who had a rooster and a cat. He also had food for the rooster and food for the cat. He was on a boat and came to a river.

He didn't want to leave the cat with the cat food and the rooster with the rooster food. So on one side of the river he left the cat along with the rooster food. To the other side he took the rooster along with the cat food. He had to go into town and left his things on these sides.

The rooster thought "I'm hungry, I know I can jump over this stupid river and get my damn food". So he jumped over the river and was happy on the other side with his food.

The cat saw this and thought "I'm hungry too, if that stupid rooster can do it so can I". The cat tried to jump over the river and fell in.

The moral of the story is: Where there's a happy cock, there's a wet pussy!