MAKING A PUP
JOKE
A man is driving his 8 year old son home from school.
While they are stopped at a traffic light, the son notices 2 dogs screwing on the lawn next to the car.
"What are they doing?" asks the kid.
"Uuuhhhh.....they.....are.....uh........making a puppy" says Dad.
The son says OK, and dad is relieved he didn't have to tell the birds and bees story yet.
The next Sunday morning, the son bursts into his parents bedroom while his parents are naked and Dad is on top of Mom.
"What are you doing, Dad?" the kid asks.
Dad thinks for a minute, then replies..."We are making a baby"
The kid looks puzzled, then says "Well, shit Dad, roll her over, I'd rather have a puppy!" |