THE FARMER JOKE
After years of raising dairy cows on his farmer, a local farmer decides to quit with the cows and raise sheep for wool instead.

He gets himself 30 female sheep, and 10 males, hoping they'll breed and his farm will grow larger and successful.

Months go by and not one of the female sheep has been impregnated, so the farmer calls up the vet and asks what to do. The vet says the male sheep are probably sterile, and the females will need to be artificially inseminated.

Having no idea what this means, but not wanting to look ignorant, the farmer just agrees, and then asks how will he know when the sheep are pregnant anyway. The vet says, "They'll lay in the grass and sleep most of the day."

Well, the farmer hangs up the phone and decides that "artificial insemination" must mean he has to fuck each one of the sheep himself. So he loads them up in the truck, drives on out to the woods, and fucks every last one of 'em.

He brings 'em home, watches 'em all the whole afternoon, but not one is lying in the grass and napping.

So the next day he loads 'em up into the truck again, and takes off for the woods, fucking each individual sheep when he gets there.

He brings 'em back home, goes to bed, wakes up the next morning, and not one sheep is lying in the damn grass.

So once more, he loads 'em all into the truck, drives out to the woods, and fucks each one.

The next morning the farmer wakes up but can barely get out of bed because he's so tired from all this sheep fucking. So he calls to his wife in the kitchen and asks her to look and the window and tell him if any of the sheep are laying in the grass and napping. When she replies no, he asks her, "Well then what ARE they doing?". She says, "They just finished piling into the truck, and now one of 'em is honking the horn."