ZACHARY DISEASE
JOKE
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date nor any sex in quite some time. Feeling something was wrong with her, she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her MD recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist. So she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "Okay, Take off all your crose."......"Now get down and crawl reery fass to the other side of the room."
So she did. Dr. Chang said, "Okay now crawl reery fass to me." So she did that too.
Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy, vewy bad. You haf Zachary Disease.
Worse case I ever see, that why you not haf sex or dates."
Confused, the woman asked, "What is Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Zachary rike your ass." |