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LEWINSKI CLASSICS JOKE

LEWINSKI CLASSICS JOKE
CLASSIC 1

Monica walked into the local dry cleaners, placed her dress on the counter, and said, "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress."

The clerk, hard of hearing, said to Monica, "Come again?" Monica replied, "No, this time it's mayonnaise."

CLASSIC 2

A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said.

She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. "What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine, Miss Lewinsky. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

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