10 SIGNS YOU BOUGHT A BAD COMPUTER
JOKE
1 Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
2 It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
3 In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
4 It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".
5 The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
6 Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.
7 The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"
8 The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
9 The only chip inside is a Dorito.
10 You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection. |