CANADIAN LOBSTER TAIL! JOKE

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Your Ad Here CANADIAN LOBSTER TAIL! JOKE In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking up the wharf carrying two - at least three pound live lobsters - one in each hand. It was three weeks after the season closed! Whom should he meet at the end of the wharf but the Fisheries Officer who, upon viewing the live and wiggling lobsters, says: "Well me Laddie I got you this time with two live lobsters three weeks after the Season closed!" The Newfoundlander says, "No - My Son you are wrong! These are two trained Lobsters that I caught two weeks before the season ended." The Fisheries Officer says, "Trained like how?" "Well my son, each day I takes these two from my house down to the wharf and puts them in the water for a swim. While they swim I sits on the wharf and has me a smoke, or two. After about 15 minutes I whistles and up comes me two Lobsters, and I takes them home!" "A likely story", the Fisheries Officer says! "Lets take them on down the wharf and see if its true". So, the Newfoundlander goes ahead of the Fisheries Officer to the end of the Wharf where, under supervision, he gently lowers both Lobsters into the Water. The Newfoundlander sits on a Wharf Piling and lights up a smoke, then another! Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email CANADIAN LOBSTER TAIL! JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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