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Your Ad Here MEN ARE LIKE JOKE Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough. Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest. Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like.....Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes are always half off. Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature. Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like.....Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like.....Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like..... Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email MEN ARE LIKE JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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