QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT2 JOKE
Why have women got legs?
To move between the kitchen and the bedroom.

How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.

Why do women pay more attention to their faces than their minds? Because even thought men may, at time, be a little stupid, they aren't blind.

What's the difference between a dog howling on the back porch, and a women howling on the front porch? The dog shuts up when you let it in.

Did you hear about the new home appliance?
You screw it on the bed and it does all the housework.

How do you tell if a girl is wearing panty hose?
Her ankles swell when she farts.

Did you hear about the big drug bust at the airport the other day? Yeah, they lifted up this ladies skirt and found 50 pounds of crack.

Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it is always a good idea to have the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

How do you change a woman's mind?
Buy her another beer.