QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT3 JOKE
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long.

How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Why is a woman like Kentucky Fried Chicken?
By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 4. 1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.

Why did god invent alcohol?
So fat women can get laid too.

Why do women have two sets of lips?
So they can piss and moan at the same time.

What is the difference between your job and your wife?
After 20 years your job still sucks.

What do you do if your boiler explodes?
Buy her some flowers.