QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT4 JOKE
Why has women got two holes?
So you can carry them like a six pack.

Why are women smarter while their having sex?
They're plugged into a genius.

What do you call a room full of women with PMS and yeast infections? A whine and cheese party.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me . . ."

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.

I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.