QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT5 JOKE
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is called Wedding Cake.

Marriage is a 3 ring circus:
Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.

Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" And I said, "Dust!"

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
You can't hear a vitamin.

How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.

Whats the difference between your wife and your washing machine? You don't have to hug your washing machine for twenty minutes after you dump your load in it.

Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.