QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT6 JOKE
Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.

The Perfect Breakfast: You sit down for breakfast and proudly look at your All-American son's picture on the back of the "Wheaties" box, your mistress is on the cover of the new "Playboy" and your wifes photograph is on the back of the milk carton, "Missing".

My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 5 drinks.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."