QUICK WOMEN BASHERS PT7 JOKE
The bumper sticker read: "I lost 250 pounds in one day, I divorced her."

How many women does it take to paint a wall?...
It depends on how hard you throw them.

One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" The other replies: "GREAT trade!"

Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars
run 95% quieter?...Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares! What was she doing out of the kitchen???

It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

Husband: Put your coat on love, I'm going to the bar.
Wife: Are you taking me out for a drink?
Husband: Don't be silly woman, I'm turning the heat off...

Why do Japanese Sumo Wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.

Why do women like intelligent men?
Opposites attract.