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BLOW JOB ETIQUETTE (MAN'S REBUTTAL)PT2 JOKE

 
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BLOW JOB ETIQUETTE (MAN'S REBUTTAL)PT2 JOKE
1. First of all, yes you are obligated to do it. If you don't we will find someone (younger, prettier, and dirtier) who will.

2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon of cream is a hell of a lot
easier than licking a dead fish.

3. You want to talk about farting? does the word "queef"
mean anything to you?

4. I will use your ears as I see fit. Don't worry about it
and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.

5. When you're on period, stuffing something in your mouth
is the only way to stop your bitching and moaning. Suck it up.

6. Speaking of which, if are bleeding for five straight days,
you need all the fluids you can get, trust me.

7. You bitch about the taste , but trust me when I tell you
that we get the shit end of the stick in flavor country.

8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your
mouth.

9. Play with the balls.

10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had
better.

11. Caress the ass, too. WE like that.

12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the
morning now, but when you get old and fat and looking for some action, I
gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep".

13. I If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about
getting any on your face, now will you?



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