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Over a gynecologist's office "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

On a Plumber's truck "We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

Outside a muffler shop "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Door of a plastic surgeon's office "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

On an electrician's truck "Let us remove your shorts."

In a non-smoking area "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door "Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

In the front yard of a funeral home "Drive carefully. We'll wait."



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