MAGIC MIRROR
JOKE
A blonde, a brunette and a red head walk into a bar. The bartender tells them that there is a magic mirror in the bathroom. If they tell the truth while looking into it then they get something nice, but if they lie then they disappear.
The brunette walks in, looks in the mirror and says, "I think that I am the sexiest woman in the bar." And $1 million pops up in the sink.
The red head walks in, looks in the mirror and says, "I think I'm the smartest woman in the bar." And car keys to Viper pop out of the sink.
The blonde walks in, looks in the mirror and says, "I think....." And she disappears. |