NEW COMPUTER VIRUSES
JOKE
CLINTON VIRUS
GIVES YOU A 7 INCH HARD DRIVE WITH NO MEMORY
VIAGRA VIRUS
MAKES A NEW HARD DRIVE OUT OF AN OLD FLOPPY
LEWINSKY VIRUS
SUCKS ALL YOUR MEMORY OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER, THEN E MAILS EVERY ONE ABOUT WHAT I DID
DR JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
DELETES ALL OLD FILES
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
DISKS CAN NO LONGER BE INSERTED
LORENA BOBBBITT VIRUS REFORMATES YOUR HARD DRIVE INTO A 3.5 INCH FLOPPY THEN DISCARDS IT THROUGH WINDOWS
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