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ADAMS COMPANION JOKE

ADAMS COMPANION JOKE
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely so God asked "Adam that is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman. He said this person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed.
Adam asked God what would a woman like this cost him??
God said "an arm and a leg".
Adam foolishly asked "What can I get for just a rib?"

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