CARL WENT TO CONFESSION JOKE
Carl went to confession and said, "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

"What have you done ?"

"I had sex with a girl."

"Who was it, Carl?"

"I cannot tell you father, please forgive me for my sin."

"Was it Liz Johnson ?"

"No father, please forgive me for my sin but I cannot tell you who it was."

"Was it Mary Smith?"

"No father, please forgive me for my sin."

"Well then it has to be, Sherry O'Brien."

"No father, please forgive me, I cannot tell you who it was."

"Okay, Carl go say 5 Hail Mary's and 4 Our Fathers and you will be abolished of your sin."

So Carl walked out to the pews where his friend John was waiting. "What did ya get?" asked John.

"Well I got 5 hail Mary's, 4 Our Fathers, and 3 good leads."