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COMPLETE STOP
JOKE
A guy blows through a stop sign and gets caught by a policeman.
Cop says, "License and registration please."
Guy says, "What for?"
"You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
"I slowed down, and no one was coming."
"You still didn't come to a complete stop, license and registration, please."
"What's the difference?"
"The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop. License and registration, PLEASE!"
"If you can show me the difference between slow down and stop I'll give you my license and registration."
"Exit your vehicle sir." At this point, the cop takes out his nightstick and starts beating the piss out of the guy and says, "Do you want me to slow down or stop?" |
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