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THE VOW JOKE THE VOW JOKE A man joining a monestary was told he was to take a vow of silence and was only to be allowed to speak two words every five years.After the first five years had passed he walked into the chambers of the head Monk and said "Bed Hard", then turned and walked out. After the next five years passed he returned to the chambers of the head Monk and said " Food Cold ", then turned and walked out. After the next five years had passd he once again entered the chambers of the head Monk and said "I Quit". The head Monk looked at him and replied. "Well, that doesn't surprise me one bit, you've done nothing but bitch since you got here" Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email THE VOW JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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