SEASONS GREETINGS JOKE

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Your Ad Here SEASONS GREETINGS JOKE Moneys short times are hard so here's your fuckin christmas card. Twas the night before christmas and all through the house everybody felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whore house dad smokin grass i just settled down for a nice piece of ass. When out on the lawn i heard such a clatter i arose from my piece to see what was the matter. When out on the lawn i saw a big dick i knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell i knew in a moment the fucker had fell. He filled all our stockings with pretzles and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He went up the chimney with a thunderous fart the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart. As he drove out of sight he said piss on you all and have a hell of a night!! Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email SEASONS GREETINGS JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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Chrismas Jokes , Seasonal Jokes ,

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