SANTA'S PICK-UP LINES JOKE

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Your Ad Here SANTA'S PICK-UP LINES JOKE * Hey Babe, when was the last time you had a really good sleigh? * Care to see my twelve inch elf? * I've got something special in the sack just for you! * Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? * I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister! * Some of my favorite toys run on batteries.... * Interested in seeing the North Pole? (Well, that's what Mrs. Claus calls it...) * I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear, do you? * Screw the "nice" list. I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list! * Ho-Ho-How'd you like to shake like a bowl of jelly? * I put the 'scroo' in 'scrooge! * I've got something you can hang a wreath on! * One hour with me honey and you'll see flyin' reindeer! * That is NO candy cane in my pocket, and I'm glad to see you. * Uh-yeah, that's right. I'm Kenny Rogers. * I got your stocking stuffer right here! * Giddy-up over here and say 'Howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love! Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email SANTA'S PICK-UP LINES JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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Chrismas Jokes , Cowboy Jokes , Seasonal Jokes ,

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