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HALLOWEEN JOKES PT 1 JOKE
What do rednecks do on Halloween?
Pump-kin!

Why don't witches wear panties?
To get a better grip on the broom!

Why couldn't the witch have a baby?
Because the ghost had a Holloweenie!!!

What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.

What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit?
A wash-and-werewolf.

What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?
Fasten your sheet belt.

What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy.

Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
His ghoul friend.

Where do vampires live?
In the Vampire State Building.

Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves and the whenwolves.



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