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HALLOWEEN JOKES PT 1 JOKE HALLOWEEN JOKES PT 1 JOKE What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin! Why don't witches wear panties? To get a better grip on the broom! Why couldn't the witch have a baby? Because the ghost had a Holloweenie!!! What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end. What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit? A wash-and-werewolf. What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost? Fasten your sheet belt. What is a witch with poison ivy called? An itchy witchy. Who does a ghoul fall in love with? His ghoul friend. Where do vampires live? In the Vampire State Building. Who are some of the werewolves cousins? The whatwolves and the whenwolves. Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email HALLOWEEN JOKES PT 1 JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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