HALLOWEEN JOKES PT 2
JOKE
What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel.
What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A blood hound.
Why are black cats such good singers?
They're very mewsical.
What's a cold, evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north.
What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best?
Hallowieners.
Where do little ghosts learn to yell "BOO!"?
In noisery school.
What does a goblin shop for?
Grosseries.
How can you tell when windows are scared?
They get shudders. |