HALLOWEEN JOKES PT 3 JOKE

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Your Ad Here HALLOWEEN JOKES PT 3 JOKE What do you call serious rocks? Grave stones. Why did the witch stand up in front of the audience? She had to give a screech. What's a goblin's favorite flavor? Lemon n' Slime. Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break. How do ghosts fly from one place to another? By scareplane. How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? By witchful thinking. What's a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal? Rice Creepies. Why did the witch's mail rattle? It was a chain letter. Why did the vampire's lunch give her heartburn? It was a stake sandwich. What instrument does a skeleton play? A trombone. Why was the zombie so grumpy? She woke up too early in the mourning. What directions did the ghost give the goblin? "Make a fright turn at the corner." Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email HALLOWEEN JOKES PT 3 JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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