HALLOWEEN JOKES PT 4
JOKE
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
What's a vampire's favorite feast?
Fangsgiving Day dinner.
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
What do goblins mail home while on vacation?
Ghostcards.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
She had bat breath.
How do ghosts begin letters?
Tomb it may concern...
Who is the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Bones!
What do you call a skeleton who tells jokes?
A funny bone!
What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?
Skelly-vision!
What do Skeletons use when they want a chat?
A tele-bone!
Why did the wizard mix things in his cauldron?
His microwave was being repaired! |