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HALLOWEEN JOKES PT 5 JOKE

HALLOWEEN JOKES PT 5 JOKE
What do you get if you leave a pile of bones in the sun?
A Skele-tan.

What do you call a lady spook who works on an airplane?
An air-ghostess!

What do spooks eat in the interval?
Ice-scream!

What's the difference between a ghost and a butcher?
One stays awake and the other weighs a steak!

What's the difference between a silly ghost and a plate of cheese on toast?
One is easy to cheat the other is cheesy to eat!

What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.

What's a MUMMY's favorite music?
Wrap Music!

Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office.

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster.

What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
Booberries.

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