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HALLOWEEN JOKES PT 6 JOKE HALLOWEEN JOKES PT 6 JOKE What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handfull of sheet! Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to "THE OTHER SIDE." How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch! What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling! How do you make a witch stew? Keep her waiting for hours. What tops off a ghost's sundae? Whipped Scream. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? It had no BODY to dance with. Why is a ghost such a messy eater? Because he's always a goblin. What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog? He's mist. What sailors like to be chilled to the bone? A skeleton crew. What does a sorceress wear? A bewitching outfit. Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email HALLOWEEN JOKES PT 6 JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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