HALLOWEEN JOKES PT 7 JOKE

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Your Ad Here HALLOWEEN JOKES PT 7 JOKE Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? In the casketeria. Where did the goblin throw the football? Over the ghoul line. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? Toasty ghosty. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin. Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime? "Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares." What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer. What's a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin. Why do mummies make excellent spies? They're good at keeping things under wraps. What's a monster's favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet. What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo. Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day? It's good for the bones. Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email HALLOWEEN JOKES PT 7 JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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