HALLOWEEN JOKES PT 8 JOKE

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Your Ad Here HALLOWEEN JOKES PT 8 JOKE Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away. What does a vampire fear most? Tooth decay. Where do mummies go for a swim? To the dead sea. What is Transylvania? Dracula's terror-tory. Where does dracula water ski? On Lake Erie. What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis? A blood vessel. What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference? Pumpkin Pi. What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? Don't spook until your spooken to. What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo! Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts. What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? He was repossessed. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. Why is it so easy to turn on Frankenstein's monster? Because he has amps in his pants. Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email HALLOWEEN JOKES PT 8 JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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