CAT'S CHRISTMAS JOKE

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Your Ad Here CAT'S CHRISTMAS JOKE 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. 'Cuz the cat had pounced on him and tore him apart - Ate his mousy intestines and chewed up his heart. Kitty thought he heard sleighbells, which made him take pause - He stopped daintily licking the blood from his claws. "Must be Santa," thought Kitty (that quite clever cat) 'Cuz nobody else climbs down the chimney like that. Indeed it was ol' Santa so jolly and fat With a huge load of presents and all for the cat! "Wow, the best Christmas ever!" Kitty thought with a purr, Then he coughed up a hairball and shed some more fur. Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email CAT'S CHRISTMAS JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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Animal Jokes , Chrismas Jokes , Seasonal Jokes ,

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