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VALENTINE'S DAY JOKE VALENTINE'S DAY JOKE Excuses Why Men Forget Valentine's Day * The Florist couldn't find your house, did you move? * I sent a candygram. Someone must have eaten it. * The Hallmark Store was closed, and I didn't want to send less than the best. * I sent an e-mail card. You never got it? AOL must have messed up again! * I left a message on your answering machine to meet me for dinner. Where were you? * I didn't know you liked jewelry. * I thought Saint Valentine's Day was a Catholic holy Day. * Your mailman must have been shot in a Post Office Massacre. * I thought we would do something different this year. * I thought it would mean I was making a commitment. * You didn't remind me! Share your jokes with others - send us your jokes today! Send this joke to a friend Friend's email Your email VALENTINE'S DAY JOKE Jokes in general make fun of people, items and situations. In many instances you may find usage of certain words, implications, references to disabilities, minorities, and/or religious beliefs offensive. We have not set out to offend anybody. We are simply posting items as they have been submitted by our visitors.

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