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ROPING JOKE
One day a young Missouri couple decided to get married. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex.

The new bride asks, "What are they doing honey?"

The husband answers, "They're roping!"

She replies, "Oh, I see!"

After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex. Again the bride asks, "What are they doing honey?"

The husband answers, "They're roping!"

She replies, "Oh, I see!"

Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they started to explore each others body. The bride discovers her husbands penis. "What is that?" she asks.

"That is my rope," he answers.

She slides her hands down further and gasps, "What are those?" she asks.

"They are my knots," he answers.

Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says, "Stop honey, wait a minute!"

Her husband asks, "What's the matter honey?"

The bride replies, "Undo those knots and give me more rope!"



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